It's Fine. I'm Fine. It's All Fine.

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The perfect candle for when you’re pretending everything is totally, absolutely fine… even though it’s not. With notes of deep breaths, quiet denial, and a hint of "please don't ask me again," this candle fills the room with the fragrance of everything bottled up inside, just waiting to explode. Light it up and embrace the soothing aroma of holding it together (barely). Because, really, it's fine. Totally fine.

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Please refer to pictures 5-8 to see scent descriptions.

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DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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