Smells Like This Could Have Been an Email

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For those moments when you’re stuck in a meeting or conversation that could’ve been wrapped up in a 30-second email. With notes of "wasted time" and "regret," this candle fills your space with the subtle scent of unspoken sighs and endless small talk. Perfect for when you’re pretending to listen but secretly daydreaming about how you could’ve just read a bullet-pointed list. Light it up and bask in the glory of productivity you’ll never get back.

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Please refer to pictures 5-8 to see scent descriptions.

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DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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