Dead Inside
When life’s a hot mess and you’re teetering on the edge of a full-blown existential meltdown, light this candle and soldier on—because giving up isn’t on the to-do list (yet). Hand-poured with all-natural soy wax and a lead-free wick, it burns steady and strong—unlike your patience. It’s the perfect companion for spiraling thoughts, dimly lit doom-scrolling, or just pretending you’ve got it together. Dark vibes included, no extra charge.
Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-8 to see scent descriptions.
DETAILS:
Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W
Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W
Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend
Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick
Premium Fragrance Oils
Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free
Made in Tempe, AZ
CANDLE CARE:
Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.
Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.
Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.
If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.
Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.
Never leave a candle unattended.